Thursday, February 28, 2008

5 Types of Guys you should never date

The Drama Queens:
This guy will always have a black story that he will always tell to get people’s sympathy , will always exaggerate things and talk about his emotions and feelings and how deeply his heart was broken when you forget to buy the things he asked you to from the supermarket. They tend to be sad and depressed and talk about how crappy their life is all the time. They are not any good in making anyone feel better fight a lot over the stupidest things they tend to be over suspicious and always expect the worst to happen. They usually come off really needy and emotional at first but they seem very self-centered when the relationship goes further. He could also try making you jealous all the time (creating the drama).
Why not to date this type: because the tendency they have to always have a drama going on will put you both in an endless series of fights and every time you try to please him to have some peace another storm will come and the more you try to please them the more dramatic they will get.
How to get rid of him: you can try a couple of things like when he starts a fight, say that you should really sleep, be boring, and no matter what don’t give him the “drama”.

The Possessive guy:
This kind is very sweet and romantic at the beginning he would stay all night with you on the phone, he will call you 15 times a day and will tell you the sweetest things at the beginning and then when you are totally in love with him he will try isolating you from every one, to the level where you are totally dependent on him. When you start to really trust him he would try breaking your self esteem and making you think that you are the worst human being ever and that no one will ever fall in love with you or give you the things he did, this type tends to be verbally and physically abusive whenever possible to break your well and there for your courage to even think of being with someone else. They are insanely jealous you will probably think it’s sweet at the beginning and that he does that because he really loves you but no it’s not like that over jealousy is not sweet and it shows deep insecurities and in a relationship like this you will probably end up emotionally and/or physically destroyed.
Why not to date this type: like I said this guy has a lot of issues and he probably thinks you are too good for him even if it’s not true, and the more he breaks you down the worse he becomes.
How to get rid of him: just cut him off and stop calling him or taking his calls trust me you never want to be with this guy and no matter what you do don’t ever tell him where you are he might stalk you and stab you or something for breaking up with him!.

Mamma’s Boy:
He is probably raised by his mom, or the only male in the family, maybe he only has sisters and no brothers at all. Probably his dad bit the crap out of him when he was young. This type tends to talk and think like women, they are men in all physical possible ways but they love gossiping and shopping they‘d also wave their hand a lot while talking and when they are not using it then it’s probably on their chest, they care a lot about what mama thinks and wouldn’t dare to do anything against her well, they are probably 30 years or older and haven’t been in a serious relationship yet. They may let mama pick up their clothes, and maybe when they are visiting some friends she would ask the hostess to show her son the toilette because he needs to “poop” (it happened!). She would speak for him all the time and keeps reminding him of the things he wants for himself (which are actually the things she wants for him) and like I said before he will never say no to his mamma.
Why not to be with such a guy: because his mamma will butt in your life forever.
How to get rid of him: tell him you hate his mamma because she is an obsessive compulsive controlling freak!

The Superficial:
This guy will always have two women in his life, one to communicate with and one to make love with; he will probably marry the second one and complain about her to the first one who could also be his best friend. The one he loves is probably really pretty but too stupid or is so different than him in a way that they have communication problems all the time, the other one he clicks with and gets really comfortable around but he isn’t really hot for. Usually these guys were really picked at when they were younger or had a lousy life as a teenager or just need a very strong stimulus to be hot (yah it’s what u think). If you are the “Friend” then you are probably asking yourself why he isn’t in love with me. and wonder if there is anything you miss. If you’re the “Lover” then you are probably fighting a lot with him and think that he is crazy or double faced and you will probably love him a lot and fight with him a lot or will not love him at all and come to realize that he doesn’t really love you and then you should break up with him. Other than beauty a superficial guy would marry someone for their money, or anything they have.
Why not to be with such a guy: he is the kind of guy who draws a picture and try fitting his woman in no matter if she is the one, if she fits then he is willing to live in misery just to complete the picture. If you happened to meet this guy and really like him and bond with him but he never says "I love you" then you should probably stop wanting him to want you coz he never will and you are wasting your time. Guys like him will suffer for the rest of their lives because of their bad choices.
How to get rid of him: get a total make over that you become totally his type then dump him and say that you are too good for him.

The Uptight:
This is the kind of guy who ‘d pay his bills as soon as they arrive, when you ask him why isn’t he being romantic anymore he would tell u stuff like “we have more important things to deal with now” and whenever you try something new or come up with a creative idea would make fun of you and say things about how silly this could be, not only that but his jokes (if he ever makes any) are all about criticizing people and making fun of their mistakes. He could be fat and rounded in a way that he couldn’t even see his own toes if he looks down. But would still complain about your hair’s color, your makeup and even say that you are fat. He prefers eating the food he knows and wouldn’t try anything else for the world. He prefers going to the places he has already been to and he always thinks he is right!
Why not to be with such a guy: okay I know it’s safer to be with a guy who knows where he is going and what’s he doing tomorrow but it’s a very boring relationship and sooner or later you will find it harder to be at his expectations all the time, he is the kind of perfectionist who sometimes could be a total freak and all bossy and controlling and obsessive about details.
How to get rid of him: be clumsy and careless and tell him a story once then tell it again with different details that’ll drive him crazy.

*Copyrights reserved for Sarah Arram, July 4 2007

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